Tricked
(Sprache: Englisch)
After having escaped from vengeful Norse gods in the Arizona desert with the help of the Navajo trickster god Coyote, ancient Druid Atticus O'Sullivan finds himself facing off against bloodthirsty desert shape-shifters called skinwalkers.
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After having escaped from vengeful Norse gods in the Arizona desert with the help of the Navajo trickster god Coyote, ancient Druid Atticus O'Sullivan finds himself facing off against bloodthirsty desert shape-shifters called skinwalkers.
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Druid Atticus O'Sullivan hasn't stayed alive for more than two millennia without a fair bit of Celtic cunning. So when vengeful thunder gods come Norse by Southwest looking for payback, Atticus, with a little help from the Navajo trickster god Coyote, lets them think that they've chopped up his body in the Arizona desert. Original.
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Chapter 1The best trick I ever pulled off was watching myself die. I did a respectable job of it too the dying, I mean, not the watching.
The key to dying well is to make a final verbal ejaculation that is full of rage and pain but not tainted in the least by squeals of terror or pleas for mercy. This was my father s wisdom about the only shred of it that has managed to lodge firmly in my mind all these years. He died while trying to steal somebody else s cows.
It would be an ignominious end today, but before the common era in Ireland, it was honorable and manly to die in a cattle raid, as such theft was called. Before he left to meet his doom, my father must have had some dark premonition about it, because he shared with me all his opinions about dying properly, and I will never forget his final words: A man s supposed to shit himself after he dies, son, not before. Try to remember that, lad, so that when your time comes, you won t make a right girly mess of it. Now f*** off and go play in the bog.
Like many silly codes of bravery and manliness, the meat of my father s instruction on how to die well can be distilled to a simple slogan: Die angry at maximum volume. (Dying silently is out of the question; the world s last Druid should not go gentle into that good night.)
During infrequent spates of morbidity, I used to speculate on my eventual manner of death. I figured it would happen on a city street somewhere, cut off from the power of the earth, unable to summon a magical mulligan that would let me see the sunrise. But at the same time, I hoped it would be in a cool city with a bitchin name, like Kathmandu or Bangkok or maybe Climax, Michigan. I never thought it would be in a dried-up place called Tuba City.
Situated in the southwestern portion of the Navajo Nation in Arizona, Tuba City rests on a red sandstone mesa with no visible means of economic support. The first question I asked when I saw it besides Where are all the tubas?
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was, Why is anybody living here? The red rocks may have a stark beauty to them, but beyond that Tuba City is nearly treeless, dusty, and notably lacking in modern amenities of dubious worth, like golf courses and cafeteria-style dining. It does have a reservoir and some pastures nestled into a canyon, but otherwise it s puzzling why nine thousand souls would adopt an address there.
On the north end of town, where the BIA Road intersects with Indian Route 6220, a large white water tower juts out of the desert. It overlooks a few dilapidated trailers on the very edge of the city, and then there is naught but a rocky mesa with scattered shrubs gamely trying to make a living in a few inches of sandy soil. I d flown to the top of the tower as an owl, carrying a wee pair of binoculars in my talons, and now I was camouflaged in my human form, lying flat, and peering northeast into the barren waste where I was about to die.
The dying had to be done. The Morrigan had seen it in a lucid vision, and she doesn t get those unless it s really dire and inevitable, like James Earl Jones telling you in his Darth Vader voice, It is your desss-tiny. And, frankly, I probably deserved it. I d been very naughty recently and, in retrospect, epically stupid. Because I couldn t bear to break my word, I d taken Leif Helgarson to Asgard to kill Thor and he managed to pull it off, but we killed a few extra Æsir in the process and turned Odin into a drooling vegetable. Now the remaining Æsir were slavering for me to shuffle off my mortal coil, as were several other thunder gods who took Thor s demise as a personal affront to all things thundery.
After building flaming funeral ships for their dead and resolving to avenge them for so
On the north end of town, where the BIA Road intersects with Indian Route 6220, a large white water tower juts out of the desert. It overlooks a few dilapidated trailers on the very edge of the city, and then there is naught but a rocky mesa with scattered shrubs gamely trying to make a living in a few inches of sandy soil. I d flown to the top of the tower as an owl, carrying a wee pair of binoculars in my talons, and now I was camouflaged in my human form, lying flat, and peering northeast into the barren waste where I was about to die.
The dying had to be done. The Morrigan had seen it in a lucid vision, and she doesn t get those unless it s really dire and inevitable, like James Earl Jones telling you in his Darth Vader voice, It is your desss-tiny. And, frankly, I probably deserved it. I d been very naughty recently and, in retrospect, epically stupid. Because I couldn t bear to break my word, I d taken Leif Helgarson to Asgard to kill Thor and he managed to pull it off, but we killed a few extra Æsir in the process and turned Odin into a drooling vegetable. Now the remaining Æsir were slavering for me to shuffle off my mortal coil, as were several other thunder gods who took Thor s demise as a personal affront to all things thundery.
After building flaming funeral ships for their dead and resolving to avenge them for so
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Kevin Hearne
Bibliographische Angaben
- Autor: Kevin Hearne
- 2012, 368 Seiten, Masse: 10,8 x 17,5 cm, Kartoniert (TB), Englisch
- Verlag: Del Rey
- ISBN-10: 0345533623
- ISBN-13: 9780345533623
- Erscheinungsdatum: 26.08.2013
Sprache:
Englisch
Pressezitat
Praise for The Iron Druid Chronicles[Kevin] Hearne is a terrific storyteller with a great snarky wit. . . . Neil Gaiman s American Gods meets Jim Butcher s Harry Dresden. SFFWorld
[The Iron Druid books] are clever, fast-paced and a good escape. Boing Boing
Hearne understands the two main necessities of good fantasy stories: for all the wisecracks and action, he never loses sight of delivering a sense of wonder to his readers, and he understands that magic use always comes with a price. Highly recommended. The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction
Superb . . . plenty of quips and zap-pow-bang fighting. Publishers Weekly (starred review)
Celtic mythology and an ancient Druid with modern attitude mix it up in the Arizona desert in this witty new fantasy series. Kelly Meding, author of Chimera
[Atticus is] a strong modern hero with a long history and the wit to survive in the twenty-first century. . . . A snappy narrative voice . . . a savvy urban fantasy adventure. Library Journal
A page-turning and often laugh-out-loud funny caper through a mix of the modern and the mythic. Ari Marmell, author of The Warlord s Legacy
Outrageously fun. The Plain Dealer
Kevin Hearne breathes new life into old myths, creating a world both eerily familiar and startlingly original. Nicole Peeler, author of Tempest Rising
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